We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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