i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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