Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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