a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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