redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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