I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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