He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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