CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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