Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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