But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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