Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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