Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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