Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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