32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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