Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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