okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Little spoons don't ask big questions
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
