So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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