If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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