I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
