Who wears a wallet chain?!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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