i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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