Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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