let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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