My balls are so social today.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Congratulations! We have a period
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