Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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