Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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