North Korea, Best Korea!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Do plants get herpes?
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