i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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