how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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