Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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