i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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