like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize