saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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