that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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