So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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