party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
