Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
