He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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