omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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