I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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