how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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