he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
