Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She announced her abortion via fbk
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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