He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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