You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Randomize
