I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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