btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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