and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you didnt know i had herpes?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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