I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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