You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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