Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm having to shit out rocks
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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