i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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