My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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