Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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