There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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