Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
the day after is always just damage control
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
